Few things are better than a nice piece of cheese.

I’m done blessing America. I’m moving on to Canada. It’s less needy and has better poutine.

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Reaction to this deal again dispels the narrative that this is a hard market to play in. Take $2 less than what is perceived market value and don't colossally shit the bed, and you can easily carve out a nice Michael Scott long and pressure-free career here. Just look at Mo.

LOL LMAO

I didn’t mind Timoth but truth is after 200 games here, if I can’t think of a single memorable thing you ever did, then give me a Benoit at a third the AAV who’ll at least fucking smash someone once in a while. Became a blueline Kerfoot. A serviceable glass of lukewarm tap water.

Sorry but speaking as now an outside observer, emotionally detaching yourself makes you truly realize that arguments akin to "Don't worry, we're WAY better this year.. we're only losing right now cuz our new captain isn't on a 60 goal pace yet" sound objectively fucking stupid.

I mean this in the most sincere and well-intentioned way possible..some of you should stay the fuck offline for a while. Drowning yourself in Lib doomposting will do you no good right now. The world did not just end. Go bake a cake or play with your dog. Bake a cake FOR your dog.

If you recognize that half your voter base is irreparably stupid, then your party had better learn to fucking speak “Stupid”.

100 of my Latino and redneck MAGA neighbors visited me today knowing I was a Democrat and said "I can't believe food prices will go UP and we'll now have LESS freedom! I'm so sorry we didn't believe you!" and then they all took a knee in unison and yelled "kamalakanda forever!"

God love Naz who I miss dearly but proclaiming that someone is the heart and soul of a team that has been a perennial playoff failure isn’t the flex it may have been intended to be.

1994: “The internet will shatter all barriers to global knowledge sharing and usher in extraordinary human advances that we now can’t even imagine.” 2024: “YOU DON’T NEED VACCINES TO CURE POLIO IF YOU HAVE JESUS AND THE ONLY HISTORY OUR KIDS NEED TO LEARN IS THE 10 COMMANDMENTS”

Honest question for Leaf fans.. As someone who spent far too much time digging up stats to counter lazy/clickbaity smear pieces, will there ever come a point for you where you just finally get exhausted of even trying to defend this era anymore? Like I get it, but holy fuck.

Donald Trump has appointed Ralph Cifaretto as the Director of the Department of Housing and Urban Development