Fact: Noodles don't make good guitar strings

Fact: Uncooked noodles are hard

Fact: Cold noodles are cold. RT if u cry everytime

Fact: pool noodles are not edible like regular noodles

Fact: you cant make guacamole out of noodles but @RealAvocadoFact can

Fact: noodles should not be used as chopsticks but can be consumed with chopsticks

Fact: noodles can't fuck bitches or get money. They also can't fuck money or get bitches.

Fact: Noodles come in many shapes and sizes and are all beautiful inside and out

Fact: contrary to popular belief, noodles don't listen to music mostly because they don't have ears

Fact: noodles will not drown in boiling hot water they will just become nummy little bits of goodness

Fact: noodles don't get post on Sundays

Fact: Noodles wouldnt make a good chair because they arent sturdy enough to hold up a human body

Fact: noodles don't have to go to school because they're already pretty smart

Fact: #noodles4lyfe is not trending on twitter but noodles wish it would be

Noodles don't make good burritos but they make good pasta dishes

Fact: is not advised to boil yourself until edible like noodles do

Fact: wet noodles on the sidewalk can look like worms but it is not advised to eat noodles or worms off the sidewalk