Troye narrowed his eyes at @MattDaddarioFL. "I'll throw a shitty diaper into your car."

Children are my passion.

Cue the magic mike references x.com/famouslivesxrp…

Troye squeaked and tucked the children under his care into bed. "I have children here, damn it!"

That means you, Sherwood. x.com/mattdaddariofl…

LET'S GET WASTED BEFORE ANYONE UNDER 21 JOINS

I want Dan Howell to join just so I can call him Dirty Dan

+ chest. "I do what I want, @MattDaddarioFL."

"Unhand me, you fiend!" Troye said as he kicked his legs, lightly punching @MattDaddarioFL's back.

Drops pants x.com/deflectfl/stat…

WE STILL NEED GUYS TO JOIN SO COME JOIN

Sleepy Troye sounds

Troye stepped into the Starbucks where @MattDaddarioFL worked, a bouquet of daffodils behind his back.

He's not in a good mood right now, Okie dokie? Just give him a little space. x.com/katmfl/status/…

"Fuck you, auli'i.. I'll take my friendship somewhere else."

This little nugget wanted to see one of my old music videos.

Troye had a baby on his hip, one of the ones he looked after. "I won't, auli'i.."

I'm cooler than Mary Poppins.

Now, if we're talking body. You got a perfect one, so put it on me.