Football on at 10:00 am

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Eagles baffling 🥴

Without exaggeration, one of Mert’s best. Possibly the best. Read it!

sunscreen sauce. salami sprinkles

Vote for Pedro lol

I want a brontosaurus burger. Do any of the Jurassic park sequels mention eating dinosaur meat? I didn’t see Jurassic world 2 or 3. Thank you

My daughter and I are walking across a glass bridge. This lady behind us is smiling and carrying a giant boulder over her head. We’re halfway across so far so good.

I would like a bag of jewels and gold

You use to call me on my cell phone

Fucked up reality of life

Don Lemon lol

Burying a millennial in this

The single proximate cause for Trump being in power right now is allowing Biden to run again when everyone could see he was senile. It’s INSANE that nobody has so much as lost their job over this