the reggie white clips

Sitting at table 4 and not saying a word

my wife left me for not remembering the Alamo

beer

Having an estate sale, only thing available is a cuck chair (heavily used)

These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.

That’s so insensitive. Try walking a mile in his shoes

My beer is 3 servings. And I’m not crazy, you’re crazy for thinking 12 ounces has to be one beer because some guy with a handlebar mustache said so in a pub 300 years ago. I drink 4 ounces, that’s Beer #1. The middle 4 ounces, that’s Beer #2. The last 4 ounces, that’s Beer #3.

Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold

HOLY SHIT WE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN!!! #BadgersBack

3 points would have been nice

big electricity doesn’t want you to know about this

Women are hot and awesome.. too bad I’m afraid of them

Me pranking my doctor before he puts me in the MRI machine