I’m Jewish

It is fitting. Spike managed to find one of the few entities more associated with losing than the Knicks

Spending a 3-Day Yom tov with the in-laws.

Highest paying kollel in the world.

Making cheeseburgers on shabbos with a shinui so I can get the malkos but evade skeela 🤯

$50k Vach Nacht parties.

Anyone with connections to Mayo Clinic in Arizona, please try to help. I know they have donations and grants available to assist some patients. Adam is a patriotic American Jewish man who urgently needs help. His insurance isn’t accepted at that hospital, and we’re trying to get

Grandchild - "Zaydie, you're the best. You always give me treats." *Bubby who bought the treats* *Zaydie who knows bubby bought the treats*

I had to say an entire Daf of Kesubos shakla v'tarya as if the agent had a clue what any of it meant.

"My Tatty is stronger than your Tatty" energy 😂

Purim tzedaka collecting gone wrong.

When the school honors you publicly for your generous donation pledge, but you intend on never paying it.

Yeshiva guys living in dormitories - DO NOT, I repeat. DO NOT try this.

Kids waiting to enter the social hall for the deluxe Kiddush after davening.

Ashkenazim eating sfardi food.

Posting shout-outs on Whatsapp status.

Achashveirosh's reaction to Esther revealing her heritage at the private banquet.

“Tatty My King” by Shabbos Project & Waterbury guys copying Amish folks singing Waterbury guys song We’ve gone full circle 😂

So now we're responsible for the decline of heavy metal music...#themoreyouknow

Jewish American exiting the subway in NYC.