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⚔️ Wade Wilson ⚔️ Deadpool ⚔️ Marvel Jesus ⚔️ 4th wall breaker ⚔️ Immortal ⚔️ Sexy as hell ⚔️ Talks shit ⚔️ Doesn’t give a fuck ⚔️ Likely to piss you off ⚔️ Disney Princess ⚔️ Multiverse ⚔️ RT you know you want to! #MarvelRP #StarTrekRP #DWRP Whatever

Your guts are red You’re turning blue I’ve blown your head off So fuck you

I don’t give a fuck, but I’ll take one if you’re pretty

When I said I needed a pick me up that’s not what I fucking mean you ass!!

Marvel Jesus, here I cum

Marvel Jesus says If you don’t enjoy hot ladies shaking their asses for fun, go back to your moms basement you lame ass pieces of shit

If any of you pathetic little incels try to hurt my 4th wall breaking pal She-Hulk just cus your dick is too small to appreciate her, I’ll do you a favour and chop off what’s left. If I can fucking find it without a microscope!!

In the beginning, Stan Lee created Deadpool, and he looked upon his creation and thought: “What the @#$% did i just do?!”

Hey, does any pusher know how to get their hands on that good shit from Vought? You know, the stuff that gave Wolverines variant the laser eyes. Gotta get me some of THAT!!

I’ve been blown up, chopped into bits, decapitated, plus tried to be killed many many other ways, but my cock exploding? Unless it’s cum strings, no thanks, variant Wolverine

‘piss off twat’ 1/ Who is twat? 2/ Grammar isn’t your mothers mother Comma comma comma comma comma comedian I cum and gooooo

Logan shoved his claws into my nuts! Yeah pal, we all know you wanna feel of mine seeing as all you have are furballs

Fuck me! And yes, ladies and gentlemen, I mean it!

Hey Trekverse! Over here! This is the only guy guaranteed NOT to die wearing a red shirt Hire me!

Mmmmm sexy huh You know you want it

I miss Hugh wolverine

Dude, it’s fucked up Like, whoa Stark turned baaaad. No? Wait? Not Stark? You’re shitting me?! Okay done with him now. Bring in an AI

Have you seen that popcorn bucket shaped like Wolverine’s head with his massive mouth open? You just know some wise guy thinks his dick will fit perfectly NO NO NO NO! Fuck off!! Not me! I mean, yeah it would but… Fucking hell I’m gonna puke now

Who in Stan Lee’s name at Marvel created a Stark!Doom?? I’m going to have serious fucking words… with my katanas

Babe you and me are just IN SYNCH