People with beards are just people without beards, with beards.

The hardest part of homeschooling my son was telling him he didn’t make the basketball team.

How I feel being a season ticket holder for Inter Miami CF #MessiMiami

Feeling stress after work? Try this. Drink wine. Follow me for more productivity hacks

You can’t let the fact that you work tomorrow stop you from drinking tonight.

I pay $700 a year for the privilege to drink 2 mimosas at the AMEX Lounge once a year. This is the American dream.

Damn it

Insurance agents / brokers who talk Premium versus ones that talk Revenue: Insurance Nerds

If you suck at golf, it’s be because your a good Dad.

Pretty sure you can put PHD next to your name and nobody will check

Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much. It’s scared the hell out of me, so I am definitely not going to read that again.

To be confident and not delusional is a real skill

You call it tax evasion, some call it hide and seek from the government.

When you become lazy, it’s disrespectful to those who believe in you.

You know you are good person when animals say it

Potatoes are the alpha of the vegetable family. They are in vodka, French Fries and chips. It’s like the others are not even trying.

I have a condition called “it’s nice outside so I am drinking”

You find out how poor you grew up based on how late in life you learn that Red Loster 🦞is not a fancy restaurant.

My 2025 fitness goals are ozempic allegations

You know you have real friends when they stop you from singing in public