I know humanity is awful. But even I don’t believe we deserve the tribulations of printers…

“Among the allegations she leveled at Facebook was that the company bears responsibility for the Jan. 6 U.S. Capitol riot, because it reversed some of its safeguards against misinformation after the 2020 election.”

We need to unite. Don't buy a single Christmas-themed item until Dec 1. Only then, will the corporate machine cease this premature torture. *I'm not overdramatic, you are.

I wouldn’t have seen that DeeAy ad if you weren’t all retweeting it. Albeit with disdain.

I’m watching pure murder on my TL 😭

I think this is the best day of my life #diefacebookdie

My beloved Phumzile Van Damme this week - and I am HERE for it. Serve those truths, boo.

Being late for a news bulletin because of the M1 bridge collapse. I should know to get myself to the studio early. 🙃

Desire is unbelievable- if you’ve never heard of them, check this out x.com/5fm/status/144…

BREAKING: A federal court has temporarily blocked Texas’ extreme 6-week abortion ban from continuing to wreak havoc on the lives of people who need abortion care. This is an important victory in the still long fight ahead.

lol

Getting big pox first.

Happy 25th anniversary, Fox News! Here's to 25 more (sexual harassment and defamation lawsuits)! #FoxNews25

How many, Mark?!?

I have been up since 3am. I’m a 10 hours of sleep a night person. I’m not sure how to deal with this.

Drip bars on a Saturday morning

My sister told me a very weird story this morning. The nutshell version: a taxi pulled over, got something from a dude in a Golf, and then sped up to drive next to her suddenly wearing a creepy clown mask. Halloween fever or scary taxi driver tactic? #wtf

our mate Pete is such a big @BradBinder_41 fan, we ordered him some merch for his birthday and just gave him the gear. He is so stoked, bcs Brad & Darren - unprompted - sent him a video wishing him happy bday. You guys are actual legends - we LOVE you!

I’ve come back briefly to say I’m trying threads. Kbye 🤗