in South Africa, when you're done buying groceries you don't cook, you order takeaways, we have to celebrate the groceries we bought

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BROOOOO!!

2012?????

🚑😏 Call an ambulance, but not for me.

Don’t go broke trying to prove that you’re not broke to women who are broke.

How did Bonnie Blue became famous?

You won’t believe her bio

Hunting you bunguldorks has been some of the most fun I’ve ever had. This war tomorrow is gonna be cake 🤣

Congrats!

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38-year old Rohit Sharma scores a couple of fifties 38-year old Mushfiqur Rahim scores a 100 & 50 in his 100th Test 37-year old Kemar Roach bats 290 balls, stays unbeaten, scores a fifty, takes a 5-fer 37-year old Virat Kohli scores a couple of tons and an unbeaten fifty

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Is anyone else's master duel client taking up way too much space recently?

At what age did you realize air fryer paper is meant to line the basket, not wrap the food?

IShowSpeed said “you know me, my dopamine is fcked. I went to finals, I met Ronaldo, I did a lot of cool sht in my life” But being in Africa and experiencing this is refreshing and a completely new feeling for him “This trip has opened my eyes” 🌍🔥

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