my favorite is when ppl ask me how many vacation days I get when I’m travelling and then I tell them I’ve never ever ever used them all in a single year 🤣

my release radar is absolute fire this week

well I made it to 5:18am today so we gained an hour of sleep but dang this jet lag is hanging on 🤣🤣🤣

I can’t imagine having the audacity to name a time for someone to do something without even asking politely when they’re available.

I’m sorry but someone needs to give these artists a swift kick in the fucking ass for dynamic pricing being on. I was like oh maybe I can get my mom lady gaga tickets for Christmas…….. $900 for lower bowl. I’m sorry I could take her on a weeks vacation for the same price

I am literally just a ball of rage

why does siri pronounce said the way she does

I love my mother but man she loves to avoid responsibility 🙃

that don’t impress her much

apple you need to fix ur AirPods cause why are these mother fuckers always telling me I left them somewhere when they are in fact with me!!!!!!!!?

there’s no better feeling when you ask the right person to take your picture for you!!!!

You wake up at 6AM and it's like you have 48 hrs instead of 24

I should really blame Microsoft backgrounds for my need to travel to places because tell me why I got a google flight notification for a $500 flight to Peru & now my background is Machu Picchu (this also happened with Mallorca LOL + read about it in a book)

the lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day

answer is simple: selling a ticket for more than its face value should be illegal. then there is no chaos and you give us back the control instead of creating a bizarre free market of confusion amongst the audience who we love and care for.