Julius Randle this season: More points than — Dame — Giannis — Jokic — Mitchell — Steph More rebounds than — Gobert — Zubac — Giannis — Bam — Ayton — Embiid More 3s than — Trae — Ant — Simons — Harden — Doncic Top __ player this season.

I’m not built for daddy drop off

ACAB includes these things

CLASS ACT

Pro dad tip Take your pork roll out of the freezer on Friday night so it’s defrosted by Saturday morning.

Honestly this whole notion of living your life to the max in your twenties is bullshit. If I could redo it all I would have married my wife the second I graduated college so we could start a family sooner. The social pressure by peers to not settle down and start a family is lame

I miss football

I can’t tell y’all how bad I want a Marlboro 27.

No one tells you this but being in your 30s is fun af but the indigestion is WILD.

Maybe I'm just cursed I'm always hoping for the best Preparing for the worst

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She said do love me I tell her only partially I only love my sons and chicken tendies - Drizzy Jake

Still a bitch

My son wouldn’t nap until I took a tag off his shirt. He was being loud about it & nearly woke up his baby brother. The tag wouldn’t rip, so of course I pulled harder & ripped a hole in his new shirt. If I go missing, it was my wife & every mother will agree it was justified.

Backed

When JonMess said Our love jaded Way over the weight that you weighted Can't even with the pain and the payment Still spinning through your head, but you're aiming I felt that

Great sportsmanship by all sides

👀 Zach Ertz