Life’s too short to eat shitty food

I successfully generated $90M in Q2 revenue for Soho House through a fake Hinge profile, and I have a $50k call option position going into earnings tomorrow. Thoughts?

Imitation Game or Oppenheimer?

To every politician and Hollywood actor that virtue signaled their visit to Kyiv with Zelensky, I better see you visiting this American “war zone” in Hawaii These people deserve a hell of a lot more than “no comment” x.com/meantweeting1/…

Over 2,700 structures were destroyed in Lahaina, Maui, valued at approximately $5.6 billion. Meanwhile, President Joe Biden, with $115 billion sent to Ukraine, offers just $1.9 million ($700 per household) to Lahaina. This is deeply insulting.

I’m sorry but there is nothing more satisfying then dipping a chicken wing into a freshly dipped blue cheese

I'm a Jew in NYC and I made friends with a Palestinian in Gaza this week. Using Snap Inc. Maps I was able to build a personal connection with a complete stranger and learn from their first-hand experience of whats happening on the ground in real-time. Heres the story + some takeaways

Who’s going to be the first DJ to put out their 2024 recap video?

Going viral back in the day is just word of mouth

Crazy Clips This squirrel wanted to show her something 😇 x.com/Visionaledge/s…

The amount of people asking me if I was in Vegas for over 1 night was preposterous

1st world problems but DoorDash letting their drivers make FOUR stops is insane. Went from 2 to four and added another 40 minutes of time to my order. DoorDash

2 tickets for sale for Pearl Jam at Wrigley field tonight. Selling for face value (section 232) DM to purchase and can prove I’m real

Is there a cooper kupp f-d me in the playoffs support group I can join?

idk man we just in there cutting up fr blessed to be #1 though Pocket Protector show me the prize pool 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Kiani's Early Alpha with the vibes kiani

Lord Dave Portnoy giveth and taketh away. Just another day in trenchland 😂

how the fuck am i supposed to consistently down 200 grams of protein every single day without structuring my entire life around this

Apparently everyone on twitter has seen the finale of #Severance but me