Things seem to be wrapping up. He's stripped to the waist. Sweating like a maniac. Says he has one last thing to say.

Wow big revelation "This is just a payday for me. Honestly the only thing I hate more than magic is all you fucking dorks here today." Ouch.

Can't believe I paid extra for this.

He just walked out of the room, kicked over a table and said, "I FOOLED PENN & TELLER, BITCHES!!!!"

Lot of people crying.

The lecture was a bust. I'm hoping the lecture notes will make up for it, at least somewhat.

No. I guess not.