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I just saw a grown man gasp at a Pokémon t-shirt in Target, and I’m extremely jealous that something as small as that could make him that happy. But I also roughed him up a little for being a nerd. He left me no choice.

I just found this out today: alethophobia is a fear of the truth. Super interesting!

Electric look!

This Game of Thrones spin-off is getting kind of wild!

The ego on this guy is almost as big as his waistline. So, let me get this straight: you told a mixed martial artist, who uses a lot of kicks already, to use kicks. Woa!!!! Unreal prediction, bro. If only making your hair look real was that easy.

Behind every great team, there’s a farter bringing everyone together.

Meanwhile at Trader Joe's corporate headquarters: "People are REALLY loving this new product" "Discontinue it" "Great idea!" (the room erupts in applause)

Anybody seen Richie?!?

Wild plot twist in the Gypsy Rose saga…

Fun fact: a lot of people think Bronny James is named after his father. But, his real full name is actually LeBronson Pinchot James.

Breakdancing is debuting in the Paris Olympics. Serious question: will the “athletes” be using their government names, or will it be like, “And the gold medals goes to Ozone!”?

I see someone who appears to be podcasting in the eating area of a Whole Foods. Microphone on the table. We’re not in a good place as a society…(also, should I crash the show?)

Very saddened to hear about the passing of the shot-blocking legend, Dikembe Mutombo. From the finger wag to the voice, he was one of a kind. And not to mention, the infamous Georgetown party urban legend (iykyk)…”Man cannot fly in the house of Mutombo.”

If Tom Brady really wants to be an owner of the Raiders, he should have to get this haircut.

I’m deeply disappointed in myself for not knowing that a 2025 Steven Seagal calendar existed. Imagine starting each day looking at Seagal’s doughy body and fake hair…talk about a recipe for success.

The face of the NBA debate is over!

Why do we not know anything about Pre Malone? All anyone wants to talk about is Post. What about Pre?!?!

This morning, I punctured a juice box wrong and was forced to shotgun it like a beer. I’ve never been more impressed with myself as a parent.