I hid my AirPods from the child because she was trying to use them as a teething toy and now I can’t find them. 🙄

May all Cowboy Carter World Tour footage bless my TL.

It’s taking everything in me not do a “My First Rodeo/ Cowboy Carter” theme for Harper’s Birthday.

Rihanna pregnant again?! I missed that!

Same!! That’s my song! 😂

As an adult twin…adult twins who twin too hard freak me out. Ya’ll are 28, why do y’all dress alike everyday?

America is a joke.

Where do yall go to get balloons and stuff now that party city is closed?

I survived my first year of motherhood. I really do this mommy shit. 😌

It’s crazy how much having your hair done improves your mood.

I’ve been outside for an hour and a half…sitting at the bar talking about how I miss my baby. A simp. 😒🙃

LensCrafters is holding my eyeglass prescription hostage like I didn’t pay for it. Just give me my medical information.

I loved being pregnant. I might have to run that back. lol

This Detroit mayoral debate is a mess.

I want a new job.

Please reopen the damn government.

I really want to learn how to perfect my makeup.

Beyonce, stop emailing me. “BEY HAW!” my ass.

I just want my hair done. 😒