He wasn’t ready for her 😂🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

You got this!👊👊

So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.

Did I cut a trailer for House House's Untitled Goose Game using LIZZO's "Juice" simply because she says, "Blame it on a goose?" Of course I did.

Stolen from a friend

Turn your sound on I promise you won’t regret it😂

Fuck I'm still laughing over this.

gamer vacation 😍

I'm a fucking spooky potato.

It sure would suck to be a fortnite channel right now

I have not been able to get this out of my head this show kills me

parrot encounters an illegal rave, brazil 🇧🇷

Hey guys. Let's not be shitty to retail workers today, okay? Okay. #BlackFriday2019 is as stressful for us as it is for you.

Guy Fieri, I am. For America’s greatest Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives I look.

And they say wrestling is fake

Man. The drive from Calgary is going to be a nightmare if it keeps getting warmer. #melting #fuckit #imwalking

Must allow audible space explosions in #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy because I accept the artillery-wielding bipedal talking Raccoon.