Heartwarming: 61-Year-Old NYC Politico Still Commits Bribery the Old Fashioned Way

future me is playing silent hill f and re9 and im not

One of the scariest things, to me, is when people are in a deteriorating situation that progressively undermines their ability to understand it, like when nitrogen narcosis makes it harder for a diver to recognize the warning signs of nitrogen narcosis.

me: what could i have done in my past to deserve this karma me during the mesozoic era:

It must feel insane to be married with a kid and then go on set and have to pretend to be a 12 year old

So good that it's been on the air for more than 30 fucking years.

blight if he ate bees

evil wife guy vs normal wife guy

"We don't need gold" is such a funny ai generated thing to add

credit. to yulicia

Here's your reminder that school resource officers have killed more children than they have stopped school shootings.

Injecting a weight loss drug into you’re perfectly toned athletic arms is just too funny

if there is a god why would He give you diarrhea from eating two pounds of cherries (His bounty) in one sitting

I quite like the new mega evolutions

Oh dont get it twisted WE'RE gonna be the ones playing silksong

i should call him

This is disgusting but I am endeared that this looks like if a dog designed a restaurant

im always thinking about this tweet

Dbd players when the survivor are covered in dirt and blood bc they're running from a serial killer or an alien from outter space