Person: “You should try wearing some color!” Me:

That one creepy relative at family gatherings: “Haven’t seen you in a while!” Me:

Me when I hear people talking about a subject I’m an expert in.

Me: *Enjoying a nice afternoon* Minor inconvenience:

When you strive to be better but your inner demons still haunt you

When a voice is so ugly you have to turn and see what the person looks like #goth #funny #humor

When you realize tomorrow is Monday #goth #meme #funny #sunday #monday

Me: *Sneezes* Voice upstairs even though I live alone: “Bless you.” Me: #goth #funny

The calm before the storm when someone tells you to chill out #goth #funny #meme

When your friend starts telling you the same story for the 100th time #goth #vampire #funny