well, i’m none the wiser. have they relaxed the rules around dogging yet?

Love your new look Boy George.. heard you on Louis Theroux podcast saying you’d lost weight. This is awesome!

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I think Norway will win #Eurovision2021

Did Spinal Tap just win? #Eurovision2021

Wow! The man from Romania is in tight trousers and has an absolutely massive …belt #Eurovision

France - you ok Hun? #Eurovision

I thought it was going to be Diana Ross but we got Oprah instead #partyatthepalace

They’ve only just turned Oprah’s mic up.. #miming #PlatinumPartyatthePalace

Jeremy Clarkson You know something, you're boring mate, always have been. Scripted programmes, scripted comments. You're not edgy, you're a sad bully. Bore off.

Wow, Pierre Kory, dropping truth bombs!

Why has Lionel Richie brought his cat on stage? #CoronationConcert

Hugh Bonneville looks more like Harry Hill with every link.. #CoronationConcert

Wonderful. Picture just in from the Smith family, enjoying a day on the Cökkenbällen beach near Esens, north Germany. Smashing.

Did the Portugal entry used to work at The Queen Vic? #Eurovision2023

Estonia look like a bunch of teachers decided to smack down Eurovision #Eurovision2024

Thought Greece was singing “can you pass the loo paper under the door”… #Eurovision2024

Have just seen a locksmith in the Pyramid Field desperately searching for the key that Cyndi Lauper is singing in #Glastonbury2024

Bjork still has batshit as before #TheBrits #Brits2026 #BritAwards