Propaganda I will never fall for: Dubai Going to Dubai Eating Dubai chocolate Anything that has to do with Dubai

totally understand if you’re not an ally

imagining a grown ass woman, alone in her moldy mansion, furiously typing while desperately hitting a dying blue raz ice bar is so funny it might actually discourage kids from vaping

in my element captured by: wrldof.vin on instagram

Dilly Dallying around town

Actually, it taught me to be gay because you never have to die when you’re never in the plot💕

Now how did the gays catch this stray Kay

carhartt papi 🤠🐎 I stand by my observation that all the bisexuals that take the jokes seriously just don’t fuck. The most bisexual thing you can do is make someone eat their words by fucking or falling in love with you. It’s a skills issue.

I have some news….

lemme pin it so they leave me alone

thinking about that time Dash asked me if I was DL outside a latin strip club

this sentence sounds like madlibs

people in tech have the tendency to be so horribly bird brained when it comes to having sense and understanding about literally anything else. very embarrassing.

it take 17 of them to do a job that maybe takes 5 and ts gon fly off by tomorrow

do 00:11 fw the bois

july 4 the best holiday bc it’s hot out, meat be on the grill, *everybody* off work, and its liquor. like it really don’t get better than that.

orion sun, as seen by me birmingham, al 2025

well

we quote this in our house like 3x a day minimum