I don’t think I could love a man if he wasn’t a little bit afraid of me.

The most beautiful thing you can do is to bring life into this world.

Falling in love is realising that nothing else really matters.

Her surgeon took his time making Kim K.

Want him to hit me like girls over 23 hit the wall.

What’s stopping you from having 5 kids and then still looking like this?

The most freeing feeling is falling in love.

Pretty girls with ugly friends are just insecure. You look better among attractive than less attractive ones. Don’t be that girl.

Girls don’t prove their loyalty by staying faithful, they prove it by staying in shape and not letting themselves go.

When a man is gentle, soft, and consistently respects you, that's when your nervous system starts healing. That's why some women have that special glow when they're being loved right in a relationship. The power of love is far beyond emotional.

Instagram has become a really good platform for finding hookers.

Working in a male-dominated field has actually prepared me well for marriage. I’ve learned a lot about men. They’re brilliant, sure, but if you want something done by a deadline, you better break it into milestones and schedule biweekly check-ins. A little strategic nagging goes

How do you explain the feeling of a fresh set of nails to a man???

Girls after the pregnancy dream:

Thank goodness for an Airport Dad boyfriend. I’ve stuffed my last minute Zara order into my bag that’s already wayyy over the weight limit. My brain is switched off now. Maybe I’ll switch it back on once we hit the Duty Free, else not until the Alps. Pure bliss.

Housewife hair 🐆

Airport Dad Mode activated ✅

Hot girls track their cycle so they know when the perfect time is to baby trap their man.

Believing in something greater than yourself holds more power than pretending it doesn’t exist.

My higher purpose is being a hot mom.