Nice goal Alex Morgan on your 30th birthday! Happy birthday ⚽️ #soccer #AlexMorgan #FIFAWomensWorldCup19

“We went down to 10 men” Phil Neville. Have to say I missed that.

Why are all the commentators all placing their left hands on the lectern ?

#nufc have agreed a fee on Ayoze Perez. Fee is £30million and will be pushed back into the transfer kitty.

Straight into Mike Ashley’s pockets. Our senior strikers now consist of Joselu and Dwight Gayle. 🤷🏻‍♂️

A hot after noon strimming verges in #OxenPark ~ widening the road by 2ft Deserved pint of Loweswater Gold in The Manor 👍🍺

We'll have the pie and bridie ovens ready for all the Hibernian Football Club fans on Saturday 😋

Roadsigns from Spain and elsewhere Thanks you @oldroadsigns, great job! Choose Ulverston Ulverston BID

Enjoyed watching Dunfermline Athletic V Hibernian Football Club yesterday ~ great idea to give away a wall calendar of fixtures in the programme !

Man working on the front lawn ~ asked for a solar powered #Jacuzzi and all I got was a cold bath tub ~ water supplied from the River Crake ! @ConistonCrake

Hazel Edwards Someone has been putting poison weed killer down in the verges and on the Wear Bridge in #Bouth ~ compare that with the bridge side I strimmed today ~ which is the most unsightly ?

A pleasant afternoon cutting down waist high weeds around The White Hart in #Bouth ~ afraid I didn't have a pint ~ can't afford the prices on my #Lengthsman wages !

Molly is now available for rehoming 🥰 oldies.org.uk/2019/pretty-mo…

It's looking smart in #Bouth

The #Lengthsman invited in to Bouth House for a cup of tea and a biscuit ~ they have a lovely 14 yr old #JackRussell who will take your finger off if you stroke him !!!

TRAFFIC ALERT: Collision closes A590 near Greenodd #Cumbria #LakeDistrict #Ulverston

Sharon A good job I cut back the verges yesterday up to Hill Top ! #A590 ratrun

Goodbye Twitter Have decided to close this account as my #Gamechanger consultancy is no longer mentoring people. Feel free to follow me Archie Workman