Just facilitated a faculty seminar for the first time. I am glad it's done.

Getting to the point where I just start wearing my warm weather clothes in protest, manifesting the sun.

He is 34.

As soon as my son's hair starts to grow over his ears, my mother-in-law starts to comment that he could do with a hair cut. On an unrelated note, my son's hair only starts to curl once it's past his ears.

How the f*ck are other people my age affording their lifestyles?!

It's cute how students think I, the person teaching them writing, won't recognize an AI-written submission.

A student legit just asked me if there was a way for them to not make their copy-pasted AI-produced assignment submission not sound like it was written by AI. 🤦🏾‍♀️

If these kids don't get their act together I'm gonna end up flipping all my classes so lecture materials are completed outside of class and they'll be handwriting graded assignments in the classroom.

If you choose to have children, your entire family should remain cloistered until the kids are 18--the age at which children instinctively know how to behave in public. Then no one has to ever hear you complain or brag about your kids. Follow for more tips on social improvement.

Looking forward to working with Heather!

When you drive your spouse's car to the store and forget, so you stand in the parking in a mild panic for a second thinking your car was stolen 🧍🏾‍♀️

Thing I never thought I'd say as a parent: "My butt doesn't have any ears, bud, so I'm going to need to come over here and say it to my face."

My son can never remember the word "freckle" and instead regularly points out all his "nipples." 🤦🏾‍♀️

I'm supposed to be going low-carb for gestational diabetes, but my neighbor brought over fresh made sourdough, and I am weak😭

#ParentingHack: When your kid tells you to come look at something right after you just sat down, hand them your phone and tell them to take a picture of it, then bring it back and show you. #momlife

This is the best balloon day gift! 🥰

34 Today🎂

When Hozier released a new ep while you were ovulating and now you get no whiskey and no coffee for 9 months🧍🏾‍♀️

That moment you hear the razor going after you just cleaned the bathroom 🙃

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