me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

“T, I’m sorry. I had no idea that reporter was in the group chat”

Best one yet 🤣

We would be so much better off with President Franklin

Sound bite Salazar is really a great nickname for @repmaria

Hey Dave Portnoy you are now in the FO phase of FAFO

A few #WhiteLotus thoughts: 1. We’re supposed to think Belinda/Porchnoi mirrors Tanya/Belinda, but does it? Tanya approached Belinda about the investment, got her hopes up, & then bailed. Porchnoi approached Belinda, who was non-commital & then she left. It doesn’t quite work.

BUT SHE GAVE UP HER ETHICS! puuleez. Belinda and her son finessed Greg out of $5M. She won the game. Nothing tragic about it. Now if you wanna clutch some pearls about it, that's on you.

Not a single Cyber Truck in the "barrier."

Trump's dramatic cuts to LIHEAP will make for long, very hot summer for Florida's low-income households floridabulldog.org/2025/04/trumps… via Florida Bulldog

“I have seen a lot of things in my career,” said New York Supreme Judge Joel Cohen. “I genuinely have never seen that before.” My latest for TRD on former New York real estate developer's battle with his former partner and a Canadian investor group. therealdeal.com/new-york/2025/…

Kevin Gates a real one 🫡

When part of the problem can't see he's part of the problem.

JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%. What’s next on the agenda?

BREAKING: New stained glass has just been installed in St. Peter's Basilica

Miami mayor supports the new WOKE Pope

Backlash for posting the most boring TikTok lip sync video ever?

Robins family dynasty fractured by dispute over patriarch’s assets therealdeal.com/magazine/june-…