What stage of owning two teenagers is it when you're buying 8-10 loaves of bread a week? I don't know if I can financially survive this.

I move my drinks into a different container to give the pathogens another shot at them in case the pasteurization they underwent at the factory killed them all

Genuinely the main reason I haven't moved to YouTube music (I pay for premium) is because I couldn't figure out how to export my Spotify playlists into it. My wife and kids also use it extensively and would need moving too.

Someone tell Elon that it's not a "one time offer" if it shows up every single time I open this hell site.

Scrapyard Wars 2025, episode 1: The generational divide visualised: Millennial holding the phone landscape, Gen Z on the other end of the call holding it in portrait, neither of them getting a good view of what's going on.

I sure do love having every twist and spoiler for new Dexter episodes ruined for me immediately when I open my phone on a Saturday morning, before anyone had even had a chance to watch the episode.

Overslept and almost missed my first meeting of the day due to this shit. What the actual hell is this?

It should be illegal to hit Play on a game in Steam and then have the game load its own launcher that requires its own separate login.

Geezus I accidentally tapped on a Taylor Swift engagement engagement-farming tweet the other day and now it's every second tweet thing I see on here. Please make it stop.

Calling your product "cross platform" and only supporting OSX and Linux isn't really in the spirit of the phrase

Billion dollar start up idea: wireless earbuds that don't scatter to the wind when you drop the case.

OK but the 67 year old thing made me actually LOL

Getting a photo in before this fucker inevitably collapses

Oh happy memories Alex Miller