Peak of our career youtu.be/1GzcPtMwsJQ?si…

Please don’t make me get a job 😭

An Ebola joke in 2017 yeah we sucked then sorry yall

Spoke tuah, write satire articles on that thang #OnlyOnX

Me to my girlfriend: yo do you have a Panera rewards account A girl’s comment on another girl’s insta post who she just met: you are the most perfect and beautiful woman I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on the earth and stars bend to your beauty and radiance

Girl are you an Oregon or Washington polling station cause that box is fire 🔥

genuinely don’t even have a joke for this at least not one I’d be allowed to post

Ok ok…I’ll try staying awake for the intro this time

BREAKING: Trump names Gregory Fenves to lead Department of Homeland Security

Business school get serious nearly failed this one

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

Thanks mom exactly what I asked for as well

We’re not getting that day off school now #fuck

Unlike Decatur, I do lay good pipe #goodmorning

Interviewed another comedian everybody keep your clothes on I get the sentiment youtube.com/watch?v=UsE4pf…

.Jubilee 1 spoke member vs 20 academic weapons??

(from Emory) spoke

New posts every day and they’re all gonna be funny

Yall stand up show is literally tomorrow #LegalizeComedy #OnlyOnX

Tariffs destroyed shirt blank prices no merch next year everyone sorry