I was genetically engineered in a lab. My creators imbued me with one terrible purpose. I will bring the world onchain.

this is literally every wall st trading floor tho?

Vegas next week for Money20/20? I'll be there with a small team from Securitize, ready to talk fund admin, DAT support, tokenization, and RWAs. Will be in SF Tuesday night through Thursday for CoinAlts, as well

saying “pardon me” in crypto has a different meaning than the average person saying it in a crowded room lmfao

Fascinated by the fact I’m still standing

GM “The best way out is always through.” - Robert Frost, A Servant To Servants

My local bank allowed this for me in 2022 but whatever

Honored to be included in the 2025 CB Insights Fintech 100. Tokenize the World.

name a kol with horrible opsec and can't fight very well i'm tryna see something

Paint it Black. 🖤

There is a fine line between owning multiple rabbits as a flex vs a mental health condition. This is 1/x. Guess the X and I’ll send you an nft

LinkedIn? More like LockedIn

Praying that I didnt screw up the time zones across four days worth of flights and meetings in two cities for two completely different conferences

No, I do not want to answer 2 questions about my experience

Also known as generational trauma

There’s been a disturbing trend of extremely influential KOLs posting pictures of their iced coffee without disclosing their sponsorship connections. I’m hereby announcing I’m also jumping on the bandwagon

Stay frosty

BREAKING: It’s time to tokenize the world. Excited to announce our next step in redefining digital asset capital markets. Onward