Well, that was a joke I wasn't expecting to not laugh at today.

sincere gratitude brings joy (1 Thessalonians 5:16-18) daily devotional ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

Gonna wear a MAGA hat and an Abolish ICE t-shirt while waving trans and Gadsden flags to the next big event I go to and watch everyone suffer from aneurysms.

Ok, just slam me in the face repeatedly with the nostalgia bat, I guess. That's fine.

do not be offended (Proverbs 19:11) daily devotional ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

God's got your back, always! (James 1:13) daily devotional ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

spend time with your loved ones (Hebrews 10:24-25) daily devotional ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

Nyara cares more about virtue signaling about a complete non-sequitur than than how the terrorist organization controlling Palestine literally murders gay and trans people simply for existing

ask Jesus to come into your heart (Romans 10:9) daily devotional ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

"How can you be mad about this when there is a genocide happening" Sometimes people who are on the record multiple times for being in support of violence and murder and other heinous things do heinous things to animals. But people believe the likes of Nyara, who grooms children

Unfortunately, this is frighteningly accurate.

seeking wisdom is crucial (Proverbs 4:5) daily devotional ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

be slow to anger (James 1:19-20) daily devotional ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

you're not too broken for God (Luke 5:3-11) daily devotional ˚ʚ♡ɞ

The absolute earliest a Christmas Tree should go up is the day after Thanksgiving, and even that is still pushing it. I will die on this hill.

If you actually watch the video, I apologize to your eardrums. Mix and master is a lost art, apparently. Also, please no. I don't even LIKE Drizzt and I don't want to see him get this sort of treatment.