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I’ve found the people who talk the most shit in private are usually the guilty ones. They’re just preemptively defending themselves.

I FaceTimed my mom to talk to my dad today

Either you stop calling your father “daddy” or we’re done. There’s only room for one daddy in your life.

To all the girls who still haven't wished their dad a happy Father's Day today, my DMs are open

Mom, dad, this is the slampig I’ve been telling you guys about

A tale in three screenshots

Bro?

If you don't get erect you're not a real lover

A sinister man feels almost archetypal. History is full of evil men. But a sinister woman feels like a perversion of something sacred. Women are meant to nurture and love. When that turns into manipulation or cruelty, it hits so much deeper. A corrupted tenderness of sorts

You're not a "demisexual" you're just not a whore

The two genders

I will never understand how any man is a tits guy

It’s obvious, but worth remembering: people who defend their friends when they’re not around are likely doing the same for you. And the ones who talk shit about others to you are almost definitely doing the same about you

Incredible following taste

My buddy went to the bathroom while we're watching the nba finals and I see this pop up on his phone. Mfer is just sexting mid hang out

the irony of someone saying they heard you're a gossiper

I do think finding love on Twitter is far superior than on the dating apps, but they share a key flaw: it’s too easy to discard people. There’s no real-world social web holding things together. No shared community which leads to no accountability. There is very little at stake

leave that white man alone Asian girl

i realize it sounds hypocritical because i met my fiancee on twitter (~60 follower locked account)... but fellas i cannot stress enough how unmarriageable the average "based" foid is on this website