If your buddy’s not passing you Small Batch, you need new friends. #ChickenCockWhiskey

⭐️APPRECIATION POST⭐️ BIG THANKS TO Dick Dangle for putting us up for the night, providing snacks and working the front desk this weekend! BIG THANKS to Madalynn Raye for helping and being hilarious. BIG THANKS to all the models and guests who made Foot Night PGH a success 👣

I really wish I had more wall space in my house for this neon light.😭

Alright, I have a lot of questions when you receive 2 fortune cookies in 1 package. 1. Can you choose which fortune you want? 2. Does only half of each fortune come true? 3. Do the 2 fortunes blend into 1 mega fortune? So much to learn. 🥠🥠

Have you ever bought something just because? I don't know, the title spoke to me.🤔 #MyPervertBrain

Because I'm an adult.

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You know who you are. Knock it off. 😡

Happy 30th anniversary of our first independent album “Everything Sucks!” Always remember: If you can’t do it right, do it anyway!

Got an email from PA's liquor stores today.🥂🥃 Part of me says it's the intro to a movie I've shamefully watched, part says PA wants to roast me with a "Your Mama" joke.😂

Hard to believe that I've been on this app for this long! It's been a wild ride. 🤘 #MyXAnniversary

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Dick’s Sporting Goods acquires Foot Locker, cornering the market on internet fetish searches. More at 11.

I found the perfect condom for me........to give to people who are actually having sex.😂#SelfDepricatingHumor

1st Fact: 3% of men look cool or sexy when they stick out their tongue. 2nd Fact: I am not one of those men.

Probably not the post you thought you'd get from me, but I was looking for something to watch on streaming and found coverage of Prima Vera Sound music festival in Barcelona. Sabrina Carpenter did a set. Watched to see what the deal is. She's one hell of an entertainer.

Amazon Prime is showing the Vans Warped Tour from D.C. and Ice Nine Kills did a set. So entertaining. Can't wait to see them live again!🤘

Got to watch The SoapGirls put on an energetic and entertaining rock show at Preserving Underground last night! Some of the nicest people you could ever meet. Plus, a signed set list for the collection! 🤘🎶🎸🎤🥁🤘

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Furries spooked by downtown fireworks. More at 11.