new uma soon

la fantasía masculina de poder estacionar en los lugares para discapacitados

good luck to everyone rolling for Doto tomorrow!!

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🐐 - squish her cheeks until she comes in Global #day36

I’m going to be honest, I think I would rather play some bad NES game than have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear. That sounds fucking horrible.

We are going back in time to kill tachy gooners to get merch ON. THE MENU.

#Umamusume #MeishoDoto

SHE IS HERE SHE IS HERE SHE IS HERE SHE IS HERE SHE IS HERE SHE IS HERE SHE IS HERE SHE IS HERE

Sixty-Sixth Request: Doto believes in you!! Happy Doto day #umamusume

the minis are mentally sick in the head

#with

ついにドトウちゃんの可愛さが世界に知られてしまった みたいだな！もっと広がれ～(_ ܸ ⩌⩊⩌ ܸ)_ドト♡ ＃ウマ娘　＃umamusume　#メイショウドトウ

Absolutely the most important satire of the LLM era.

Fuck you I bursted out laughing and now everyone is making fun of me I’m killing myself tonight by doing this dance in the shower and unlike you I’m not missing the faucet

holy s*** Palutena's boobs are hot AF tbh I'd literally go lesbian for her, so round Sakurai bias needs to stop, I may have to see Dr Mario