Fuck yes. SKOL!!

Waking up at 3am to catch a flight from Nova Scotia to Red Rocks to see Madeon . It’s about to be the longest day with the most perfect ending. All My Friends will be there.

If someone tries to put me in a toaster and eat me tomorrow I’m going to lose it

rip shelter

WHAT THE FUCK!!! The Day Porter Robinson Deleted All His Music youtu.be/jNud0z0XVzk?si… via YouTube

Hey porter robinson, whatever is happening right now, I love and believe in you. I’m with you wherever you need us to go right now.

i think about you every day king

75% of people on social media aren’t qualified to speak publicly about literally any fucking thing, much less whatever topic they’re currently giving a terrible hot take about.

I'll admit I have no idea if xHamster has some deep cookies that are bringing this to the surface or if it's genuinely trending. But it's nice to see some old, familiar faces on the front page today.

Been on the phone with Intuit QuickBooks for two hours about a total outage (we can't get in to the software) and she tells me that a technician will have to call me back in a week. WTF? Who thinks a week is an acceptable SLA?

I’ve always wondered this about my favorite artists. Do they get sick of playing/hearing the same songs over and over again (WAY more than I ever listen to them)? Hearing him say this brings me so much joy.

The only true President there has been in the last 50 years.

I am drunk at 10am at a Renaissance Fair. I will do anything that you suggest in the comments. Go.

I just had a (very big and professional) gym subscribe to my OF page. That’s definitely a first. At least if they make comments about my body I’ll probably be more receptive.

Just saw a porn parody of the Cosby Show. And aside from the problematic nature of it based on what we know now, the male actor is absolutely NAILING the Bill Cosby impersonation. I mean, it’s right up there with people who do impressions for a living.

95% of the welcome messages I send (by hand, not automated) are ignored because people think it’s a bot. But the 5% that do respond can sometimes turn into great interactions.

I wish people on here would stop calling Pam Bondi a cunt. She lacks the depth and the warmth.