Which days are the strongest? Saturdays and Sundays. The rest are weekdays CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

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I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After the fifth glass, I forgot why I was in the kitchen. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

My wife is turning 32 soon and got upset when I told her we're only going to celebrate it for half a minute. When she asked why I would do that, I pointed out "This is your thirty-second birthday.” CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes

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Never ever spell part backwards, It's a trap. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

I can't believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peachless. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

A farmer who owned 67 sheep asked me to round them up. I said: “Sure. 70.” CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Ideally three, but toucan. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

Try not to sneeze in public. People will turn and stare achoo. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

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My kid: “No, I don't remember where I took my shoes off 5 minutes ago.” My same kid: “You told me 5 Tuesdays ago at 3:24pm that we might get ice cream after school” CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

Job Interviewer: “It says here you went to Harvard University.” Me: “Yes for my cousin’s graduation” CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

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There are two simple words that have opened many doors for me. These words are "push" and "pull" CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins