Would rather Martyn went out with Joy so that Mick would sod off. #TheArchers

Either Tortoise or Joy will audition. #TheArchers

Am I the only person who actually likes ‘Good Girl! Bad Girl!’ by Dross? #TheArchers

Eddie’s ‘excuse’ for his hideous behaviour sucks big fat elephant cocks n all. #TheArchers

Eddie has pretty much lived in The Bull all his sorry life. As IF he needed to do any ‘testing’ of anything this week. Hateful arsehole. Kenton should charge him for the pint, crisps and pie he lied about. And why didn’t The Bull know about the competition already? #TheArchers

Next thing, twine belts are all the rage having been posted on Amber’s Instagram and Clarrie has started a fashion trend and makes millions. As plausible as owt else going on. #TheArchers

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I’d rather see Dross than Oasis. #TheArchers

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Please explain to me why Jolene is saying ‘Bless him’ about Eddie’s ‘testing’ of The Bull. #TheArchers

Wimbledon is taking precedence over #TheArchers this evening. Slightly more dramatic. 🎾

I know what, Lynda. Don’t do either the fete or the cricket. 😀 #TheArchers

Just dropped half my cottage pie on the floor. Bear with. #TheArchers

Did anything more dramatic than this event happen in tonight’s #TheArchers ?

Naughty Akram. Delegating already. Delegation v Asking for help - what’s the difference? #TheArchers

I just would not be able to cope with Lynda if she was in my real life. (She’d probably say the same about me. I’ll say that before someone else does). #TheArchers

Oooooooh. Maybe Mick will cop for it when the Markie gang turn up and kick off. Things are looking up. #TheArchers

Mick the Ick is a moron. #TheArchers

Jesus Christ Almighty. What the FUCK was all that? 🥴 #TheArchers