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Thinking about those old threads on Sucks where they’d reverse the boot orders and how it would mean I’m 7th out on Heroes Vs Villains 🥲

You know its not Survivor AU without the classic royal titles in the promos 😍

If you watch the BvB seasons back to back, you’ll witness a queer, Asian, glasses wearing, Scorpio, on Brains get voted out first only for the same to win 48 episodes later. That’s symmetry. (Bonus blonde woman winning going into blonde woman first boot transition between too.)

BONJOUR! We are covering international Traitors starting with the super fun Traitors Quebec Season 2! You don’t have to be a ‘synogologist’ to know that it’s worth a listen xx open.spotify.com/episode/50xmEI…

If they were Survivor tribes, who’d be slaying the premerge?

There’s a new SurvivorAU Power (bottom) Couple in town.

Did they intentionally angle Stephen’s so he just looked like Tom with a filter

What the #Survivor50 cast should look like. A diverse group of non-winners from all eras of the show. Heroes, villains, BIG personalities, legends mixed with promising one-time players and six "new era" all stars. This is how you celebrate 50 seasons and 25 years.

All my crushes and Babes 😍

The way Survivor 50 is sparing all the genuine icons of Survivor so they can be scooped up shows like The Traitors, where they will get more appreciation for the legends they are 🥰

Jeff Probst cutting Jerri Manthey (and Abi and Sean) for a bunch of new era nobodies is EXACTLY why #Survivor is dead as long as he’s at the helm, and why every single one of you who kept pretending like the show wasn’t going down the drain the last four years is equally to blame

Nobody from these seasons are on 50…. What a fucking joke #Survivor50

Insane they announced 50 a year early to scare people off from doing Traitors, AU vs. The World and other crossover shows only to cast a bunch of randos from seasons that aired in the last year. I hope the legends go get their bag elsewhere and pay Jeff & Co dust in the future.

There’s something that tickles me about these two being cast together for a fourth time. 2006 me would be screaming.

rob cesternino running into jeff probst at the emmys next year

I would like to hope Rob listened to Babes on the Brink not for Annabel F insight but to prepare for her inevitable Roundtable Impression of him ❤️

I still am so genuinely sad that JLP is no longer host of #SurvivorAU. I’ll always appreciate the investment he had in me when I was there on set and after I had been voted out. I’ll cherish this not-sassy-one-liner caption forever ❤️