We’re just a few steps away from fulfilling the entire Idiocracy prophesy.

His golf scores are never accurate because he always stops at hole 17.

This game may not be exciting to some but this film will be studied by every team trying to mimic what this Seahawks Defense is doing. Great defensive football is art!

Me, a dummy who took French in high school, enjoying the halftime show with my very white family:

So this guy is spending Black History Month “exposing” historical black history events and figures with…”Trust me bro” proof. The Tulsa Race Massacre/Black Wall Street didn’t grow in people’s minds over the years, it was actively suppressed until the truth finally came out.

Ring using the search party feature to find your “dog”

“You guys are eating EVERY day??” -WSJ

Over 50 countries allow mail in voting — but anything can be a conspiracy if you just make shit up all of the time and hope no one knows how to Google basic facts.

This is not even remotely close to true.

Thank God House Republicans are working so swiftly to get to the bottom of the Bad Bunny Super Bowl scandal and not, I don’t know, the largest pedophile ring in American history.

I seem to remember a certain important, founding document that might take issue with this kind of behavior. Let’s start reading the amendments and stop once we get to the part that this move by our current government seems to violate.

Pam Bondi investigating pedophiles:

A Republican is the one who did this. The ballot wasn’t accepted. They were caught and charged. It isn’t even close to “new” or “breaking” and Nick Shirley didn’t uncover it. This was known and reported on.

Live look at all the white Warzone guys currently arguing that it’s alright for them to say the n word.

Timeline cleanse. Are you taking care of yourself? Drinking enough water? Getting outside? Confiding in your close friends when you’re feeling some type of way? The world is chaos right now. Breathe. Get up and stretch. Unclench your jaw. We’re gonna get through this.

Don’t give Elon and his AI your medical data. I cannot stress enough how bad of an idea that is.

I have veterans in my family, plus quite a few friends who fought in wars and have disabilities in multiple ways. Veterans mostly get paraded around and used as political tokens while we ignore their actual needs. Undercutting them this way is despicable.