Job posting: "Join our fast-paced and dynamic team." Bro, isn't there a slow and chilled out team available? That sounds very stressful.

Name a better debugging tool than a good night's sleep.. I'll wait

Ive been using nano editor for about 2 years now. Mostly cause I don't know how to exit

I GAVE UP Applying to jobs as a swe is depressing Waking up every day to the same email, written in a slightly different way. It's time to stop trying to be a part of the system. I started my own B2B SaaS company and am integrating into my first company now.

Where are my verified homies at, im tryna make some money 💰 🫡

You ever notice it's faster to say "World Wide Web" instead of "WWW" 🤯

Programming is 60% thinking, 5% coding, and 45% yelling obscene language at your computer.

Programming can make you feel like a genius & stupid in a matter of seconds

My girl is starting to realize that when she asks "when are you going to be done?" and I say "When I fix this bug" it could be anywhere from 2 minutes to 2 weeks

Every programmer thinks about coding problems when they are in the shower. Its just part of the gig

When's the last time you used stack overflow?

console.log("fffffffffff") Will always be the best debugger out there

they call me a pull stack dev.. I pull stuff from AI and put it in my code

Your operating system says a lot about you

Claude: "Perfect! Now I can see the exact issue" continues to do something way out of line and not even close to what the original issue was.

No-code tools can only produce broken, insecure, spaghetti code. Change my mind

as a tech guy, you ever notice that LinkedIn is the OPPOSITE of dating sites? Girls message you first and you ignore them.

ASM is honestly really easy.. It's like riding a bike, thats on fire, and the ground is on fire, and everything is on fire because its hell.