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The Evil Fucking Villain

@thecakecrusade

Local mustache-twirler.

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Min333 Ppl keep trying to compare the two and say which one is worse but why can’t we just focus on how they both suck and that both shouldn’t exist

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Fellas, I wrote a short sonnet about my mom, but I'm scared of using my voice on this platform. Can somebody sing it for me?? Any tune, I just want to hear this.

Fellas, I wrote a short sonnet about my mom, but I'm scared of using my voice on this platform. Can somebody sing it for me?? Any tune, I just want to hear this.
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Heyyyy guys, so about the Mid-Autumn Festival coming up in about a week... would anybody at the agency be angry with me hogging the office kitchen for like... the whole day?