Of course yet another PG&E commercial on tonight’s Warriors game. Why does PG&E get to gouge us on utility rates and then run commercials nonstop on every single Bay Area sporting event. This is wasteful spending by a monopoly that people have no choice and are forced to use.

Kid Rock just brought down the house in DC with a patriotic version of ‘Bawitdaba’ with Trump mixed in saying “I AM YOUR VOICE.” Goosebumps. Amazing. AMERICA is so BACK! “USA! USA! USA!” 🇺🇸

Trump just pulled his c*ck out and slapped it across Brad Sherman’s face. This is incredible.

Dominant Champion. Undefeated contender. It's Zhang vs. Suarez for the Women’s Strawweight Championship at UFC 312 Saturday on ESPN+ PPV.

At least once a year

SLAM DUNK HOLE IN ONE AT THE 16TH AND BEERS ARE FLYING ONTO THE COURSE AT THE PEOPLE’S OPEN Fore Play

YEET! 🗣️ 2025 Men’s Royal Rumble winner Jey Uso is kicking off #SmackDown 👏

Up over a milly. #jailstool Going to bed. Not selling tonight. I gotta be biggest shareholder right? To everybody holding and making money congrats. Rip show. Don’t doubt my marketing powers or my word.

FINALLY MADE HALF MILLION DOLLARS FROM #JAILSTOOL As promised, I want to change someone's life and send 100,000 #JAILSTOOL (~$10,000) to one person by tomorrow. Just like, retweet and comment '#jailstool' Random winner in 15 hrs

Don’t go to bed until it hits $1.00 Dave Portnoy #jailstool

On Super Bowl weekend Dave Portnoy decides to ape in on a meme coin??? #jailstool NO SLEEP 🤷🏻‍♂️

This must happen … Sam Darnold, a former Jet, leaves Minnesota as a free agent. Vikings sign Aaron Rodgers, a former Jet, for a one-year Super Bowl run. He leads them to the playoffs.

tfw you buy a memecoin and it instantly nukes

BREAKING: Dave Portnoy Dave Portnoy reacts to the news he is now the largest holder of #JAILSTOOL

You’re an American Hero, Brady Tkachuk.

"Every man's heart one day beats its final beat, his lungs breathe their final breath, and if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others, then his spirit will be immortalized" - Ultimate Warrior Hard to believe that the next day he was gone🥹

I’ll send this young man and his family to the MLB World Series on me. Oh and you just won an RV as well. #DadofYearWinsThatone Barstool Sports

I spent just a few hours on customer service calls with Xfinity today and now I think I’m ready to lead a crusade against Indian call centers. They literally exist to drive customers crazy. Oh and telling us their names are "Ted" "Bob" and "Ellen" is insulting. Hire Americans!

Dear NFL , I mean this with the upmost love and respect. We (The NFL) take all The precautions in the world with EVERYthing else when it comes to players “health” and “safety”. PLZ. PLZ. PLZ. GET RID OF THE 🤬 TURF. Thank You in advance. LUV

HOLY SH#T, THE MAN NAILED IT!!👇