My dirty undies, Dude. Laundry. THE WHITES.

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

I! The Royal we! You know, the editorial...

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole!

Sorry to hear about Donny. Yeah. Well, you know, sometimes you eat the bear, and, uh.

You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS! (tv edit)

Who are you, anyway? Oh, just a friend of Maudie's. A friend with a cleft asshole?

My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

This is the fuckin' guy! I can find this fuckin' Lebowski guy!

You mark that frame an eight you're entering a world of pain.

We dropped off the damn money...

Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina...? I mean, you know the guy?

OVER THE LINE!

Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina...? I mean, you know the guy?

Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fuckin glad,man.You could use it as an excuse to make money disappear.

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? I was talking about my rug.