Dr: What all have you tried? Me: My regular migraine abortive, double that, Advil, Tylenol, weed, promising my beautiful voice to a voluptuous sea witch. Dr, suddenly very gay: GIRL NOT URSULA!

Misogynists are crying about birthrates. Complaining that women value their own lives, goals, & ambitions as lawmakers in the US make being pregnant even more dangerous with abortion bans. But let's not forget the US also has sky rocketing cost of childcare, no legally required

My frustration with theists would decrease significantly if so many of them simply didn’t act like religion has a monopoly on joy, charity, kindness & basically everything altruistic. It’s not enough to show that religion motivates good- they must own it as if they invented it.

Hi I’m 40 and I just asked my mom what my blood type is.

Sometimes you think something is going to be a huge deal and then you do it and you realize it wasn’t that big a deal. Actually most things are like this.

Been a while since I’ve posted anything here on my exmo twitter acct. maybe we can leave it alone?

Is that a banana in your living room or are you inviting me up for coffee?

Anyone else on the app “the pattern”? Like.. it’s some pretty cool astrology shit.

You fuckers have no idea what amazing things await you if you can defuse the concepts of guilt and shame.

My 15 y/o keeps impressing me with their music taste. Today it was pavement, pixies, and Charly Garcia. Me: I didn’t know you listened to pavement! Kid: uhh, yeah (with duh energy) I’m so proud.

I’m in a FB group about sexuality for LDS couples. Most of the perspectives seem good and counter to mainstream Mormon purity culture, but it’s so clear that Protestant/mormon purity (including abstinence) have destroyed lives and marriages. GTFO.

The types of things I'm reading these days. klim.co.nz/blog/american-…

My entire workday today has consisted of drawing in procreate on my ipad.

Everyone thinks about Rumplestilskin every time they see a ramekin, right?

So I came across this page of incomplete homework in my 7 y/o daughters notebook. She’s gone and drawn lips so these two are kissing and butts, because butts are funny. Happy pride month, fvckers.

I'm fucking always in love with everything and everyone. I just... I could never have imagined that so much joy was available to a person.

Throwback to when Ken Griffey Jr. got grounded by his father for this

A photo I took shortly after swallowing the universe.

Wandered into a pearl-clutching conservative christianity echo chamber comments section today and I need something to wash all this ick off of me.

Weird that a 1-trillion-dollar church doesn't have the kind of PR prowess to ensure "dear leader" doesn't seek special adoration on his birthday. Or maybe I'm weird?!