CAN’T BREATHE

And it goes to overtime, because OF COURSE IT DOES

EDDIE OLCYZK: “Connor Hellebuyck made a Hellebuyck of a save”

That goalie stick has to hang somewhere in an exhibit after this game

Unbelievable morning, unbelievable game. We will all remember this day. Jaaaaaaaack Hughes

TEETH, WHO NEEDS TEETH TO BECOME GLOBALLY FAMOUS

By the way, if you’re kinda new to hockey and find yourself in love with the Hughes brothers, you should probably know…

SMILE IF YOU’RE A GOLD MEDAL CHAMPION (Doesn’t matter if you’re still in need of emergency dental attention)

Jake n Bake!

Sooooo…. After all that, you have a kid with a future in hockey. Maybe you’re on the border in Minnesota or in the suburbs of Toronto. So do you steer him into the Canadian Junior system or do you let him play college in America? 46 years ago the answer was simple. Not anymore!

Soooo onto the important questions… WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO BE PLAYING JACK HUGHES IN THE INEVITABLE DISNEY MOVIE?? I think, with the right dental injury prosthetics, Timothy Chalamet might be up for the job…

In a world of Tkatchuk brothers… be a Hughes brother

Soooo he was looking for Epstein files in… Team USA’s locker room? Was there any files hidden in those beer bottles?

It’s almost 10pm Eastern time, and I’m pretty sure Team USA hockey are still out partying through the streets in Italy. They did finally manage to lose the guy who keeps telling them he wants to put the “F in Fun B I”

This is not real. But that’s one incredible image.

I don’t know how to get to the dark web. I think it’s because I haven’t updated my iOS

The sheer wretched burden of living in Columbus Ohio will do that to a man. #GoBlue #LetsGoPens

Who exactly is being saved by Daylight Savings time? Because it sure as hell ain’t me

Gutsy effort by the Pens. Brian Rust takin the wheel with 87 and 71 out

AYE EYE SHMAE EYE