The feeling I get for the first 24 seconds of guitar has to be similar to what them boys feel at Taledega.

Feeling risky today ima put my wallet in my right back pocket instead of the left.

Just a left handed guy livin in a right handed world.

Yo summer wya lol

Driving through Rush Hour in Kansas City reminds me of trying to walk through McCarthy’s upstairs at about 1 am, except I’m not drunk and there ain’t girls shaking there asses everywhere.

This weather has my dick all sorts of hard.

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yep he dead.

If you can’t sing like @kathasty your already in second place babe.

It’s a good day to wake up and not give a fuck.

Welcome to the Thunder Dome.

If it wasn’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have any.

My daily diet consist of white monster and gas station gourmet.

Thinking about the time I asked a stripper “have you heard about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?” After she put her boobies in my face.

Happy Mothers Day to all of my coulda been baby mommas!

She a 2 but here daddy has 1,000 acres.

The Germans may have an Autobahn, but we’ve got Will Rodgers Turnpike.

Should we drop the whole vid on YouTube?

Toad strangler