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notBigSam

@thebig_sam

Breathing fire over the wheat fields of the beautiful game. This is a parody account; in NO way related to Sam Smith, Sam Neill, Sam Allardyce or Sam Fox.

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7 years ago

I carry a prosthetic leg with me at all times. For mystery purposes. I don’t tell the lads why I have it, & let them marinate in their own curiosity. I just beat Wayne Rooney about the face and neck with it, then put him in a tumble dryer. Nobody swears at the Raj of Merseyside.