Let’s be honest about the situation. How many generation of men in history have ever had to get women to like them in order to have women be with them? We’re probably the first to ever have this. So nobody knows what to do.

Manchester:

I got one and my husband wasn't even consulted. Seems a lot of doctors just assume.

Racism against white people IS. NOT. POSSIBLE. It just isn't a thing, because we're not marginalised. White male entitlement, however, does seem to continue to be a thing. Many thanks to Elon, really, for getting the idiots to label themselves with handy blue ticks.

Anyone having problems getting Cashplus Bank to hand over their company funds? First they didn't send my card, and now I can't pay my employees. Insolvency looming? Cc @Rich_Cashplus #bankfailure

Why I strongly recommend these babies: amzn.eu/d/1O4msND

My husband is such a beautiful nerd

I do my own stocking, because one year I suggested I might not put one out and my daughter got super upset that maybe I thought I'd been a bad mummy that year