I have signed with the pies for 4 more years and am looking forward to being a part of future success, more details will be on "the club"

Still waiting #lifeofabitch

The air an average person inhales in a single day contain 1 liter of farts of people around him.

Hey Allen Jakovich remember this - my greatest day til I discovered #wetdreams and #tooheys

@allydmitchell82 for what? #hashtag

You gotta want it #wantit

@allydmitchell82 chin chin - do yourself a favour #quality #newbff #talkingaboutya

@allydmitchell82 #gottawantit

Here's to another Carlton FC loss.

Shocking camera work tonight. It's too close, fix it. Goal post cam is worse than sky cam. #sevensport #notthathard

@allydmitchell82 thank god! #nervousmorning

First ever #vevogoshow in Melbourne!!! birdsoftokyo some super shocked fans!!

I'm going to donate $1 towards those affected by the Tas Fires for every RT this gets. #tasfires

It may only be NAB cup, but I do enjoy watching Carlton FC losing a Grand Final. #haveashitonemick

Sledging didn't go too far. The reality is, Anderson was at serious risk of a broken arm, & Clarkey was good enough to give him a heads up.