This kain thing Dey vex me Wallahi. So make I close from work that’s demanding and start uber when? Sleep when? Be with family when? All because a few people decide that the country is theirs to have. Kai Allah ya isa.

I hate poverty and every manifestation or form of it. There is nothing noble about struggling, nothing holy about lack, nothing character-building about being unable to meet your needs. Poverty strips you of even your dignity.

i'm such a "thank you" type of person, because i know you didn't have to, but you did.

I really hate it when I call my bestfriend and she doesn’t pick in the first 5 seconds. Like what could be so important? Ugh

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You guys that just call people on WhatsApp without prior notification, please walk me through your thought process.

The mute button works way better than the block button here. You mute an account and they literally disappear into oblivion.

So excited for tomorrow! Starting off something I’ve always wanted to learn🤭 So proud of myself, forever and always❤️

“If a woman loves you, she will begin by changing her surname to yours” Says a clown who doesn’t know what love is all about…

Nobody suffer reach accountants wey no get Ican Them fit offer you 80k

Every woman dating a struggling man has an unspoken timeframe for when she expects his story to change. Once that timeline expires, the humble and understanding girlfriend voices out or starts emotionally checking out.

It is well.

Btw, see how he was quick to divorce her and free himself even though they have an infant together? Exactly! If na woman, she go dey there dey do “I’ll stay for the kids,” the man go marry the woman he cheated with and wife go dey there dey gaslight herself with religion.

Jokes apart, please don't cheat on a partner that's good and kind to you.

Had a great time yesterday!

Veekee James is too good! This is brilliant 👏👏

“You have to be shameless to promote your business” and that’s exactly what Queen did lmaooo