Cya later consultants 😳

$787.5 Million Settlement With Fox News in favor of Dominion Voting Systems

Tucker Carlson walking into work today

My biggest regret is not buying property in 2009 instead of messing about in middle school

People ask me how work is going and I just tell them I no longer wear my seatbelt on the way in

(Walking into the partners office) hey do you mind if I go outside and play?

👀👀👀

She’s a #N/A in my book

Me and the boys after endorsing each other's skills on LinkedIn

Been late 5 times this week….its Tuesday

My significant other just heard my customer service voice while I was on a client call and is now mad I don’t talk that nicely with them…. 🫠🫠🫠

managers at 8 PM on a Sunday

My salary keeping up with inflation

partner: “looks good. thx”

Good morning! Hope this email finds you before I do

The firm just delivered big on this years Christmas gift. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 it was socks

“HE CAN’T DO TAXES. HE WORKS IN AUDIT.”