It is a cardinal sin to be late for your tee time. Job interviews, weddings, the birth of your child, and tee times should have heaven and earth moved so you arrive on time. You’re a garbage person if you’ve ever been late for your tee time. #StopBeingThatGuy

“How am I suppose to chip with that going on Doug!?”

#StopBeingThatGuy

Stop calling the Pro Shop, it’s not 1993 anymore.

I don’t know what to tell you other than to find three friends. We don’t give a shit about your social anxieties! “Oh but I’m not very good and I wouldn’t want to hold anybody up.” SHUT UP! SHUT THE F*CK UP! You are playing as a FOURSOME! #StopBeingThatGuy #Golf

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The Transfusion!